This is the part where people say awesome things about me.

On this page you will find updates on what projects I'm working on, places I will be performing, and the software compatible with my location-chip so you can track my every move. 

-What's that? -Oh, ok.

Sorry, R&D is delayed indefinitely on the prototype. I suppose that means for now, you'll just have to check back here and take it from me. 

In the meantime, the sidebar to your right includes my up to date reviews and mentions. These will also be updated as more people continue to say awesome things...about me.

Thanks for visiting!